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My Nan has Better Nails than I do and it’s a Blessing to the World

Ten incidents of purple glitter

My Nan never used to get her nails done. But at 92 she moved up from Sydney to be closer to us, updated her wardrobe, achieved a Toastmasters Silver Award, began LinkedIn marketing hard-core for the health-promoting marine phytoplankton products that she sells, joined the gym, and started getting…



A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk

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Ellie Baker

I’m a fan of new perspectives, and hilarity. And birds. I hope my writing makes your day a bit weirder.