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My New Polyamorous Boyfriend Is A Chameleon

And I’m not even kidding…

Photo by Michaela Kliková on Unsplash

OK, well, technically he’s a gecko, but he is able to change colors based on his environment. My husband James and I call him Larry the Lounge Lizard because he likes to do pushups on the fence and puff out his dewlap before running a few more steps to do it all over again. Was this always for my benefit? He played it cool for a long time. I thought maybe he…

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Elle Beau ❇︎

Elle Beau ❇︎

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Dispelling cultural myths with research-driven stories. My favorite word is “specious.” Not fragile like a flower; fragile like a bomb! Twitter @ElleBeau