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My P C Proctologist

After going through all the contortions to observe every angle of reflection my two mirrors had the capacity to return, I determined: I needed to see a doctor.

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I was camping in the extreme north woods of Vermont, about a mile from the Canadian boarder. Living on the edge of modernity there wasn’t even a flush toilet to…




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Brian Dickens Barrabee

Brian Dickens Barrabee

Involved in life and writes stories about the experience, Consistently Medium Top Writer: Sports, Humor, Parenting. His book: Confessions of a Real Estate Man.

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