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My Right Wing Cup of Java

For the privileged few

Photo by Inspiredimages on Pixabay

I ordered a steamed-milk flower
in my morning coffee,
but the conniving barista
gave me a smiling elephant instead

It was like a spitting clam
in Moe and Curly’s chowder,
a hard-shelled nemesis,
who kept popping his molluscan head
out of the soup to antagonize




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Mark Tulin

Mark Tulin

A California writer/photographer whose dreams are more vivid than his waking life. Poetry, Humor, Sexuality, and Fiction —

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