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My Stream of Consciousness While Watching White Lotus Season 3
I’m ok if he dies.
Which broad has the teeth everyone’s talking — nevermind.
Are her boobs real? Are HER boobs real? That one’s boobs are definitely real.
Please don’t release the snakes. Oh my god now I can never go to Thailand.
Fucking zoom in, I wanna see what book she’s reading.
He looks really sweaty. I hope he’s hydrating.
Would that bathing suit look cute on me?
The monkeys. Feel like they’re involved somehow.
But how do they walk in those heels? I’m worried for their spine health.
He should just shave his head.
Wait, that guy’s Schwartzenegger’s son?
What is this tiny bikini?
Dude no one wants to hear your music. Get a life.
Do these women even like each other?
I’m ok if he dies.
Wait, do the monkeys have the gun or something?
Honestly, her teeth are growing on me.
This mom has zero fucks to give.
Ew don’t sleep with them they’re gross.
