My Wife Bought Me a Sweater That Makes Me Look Like a Mime
I should say something
This didn’t really happen.
I thought the Olympic USA Team looked like mimes during the opening ceremony, and I came up with a joke.
If your significant other gives you a questionable gift, speak up. Don’t go out in public looking like this.
If you’re a mime and offended by my cartoon, tell me how you really feel. Oh, that won’t work. Just send me a GIF, I guess.