New Apple Watch Designed for “Latte Liberals”

The Droll Skeptic
The Haven
Published in
Jan 21, 2023

Apple announced designs for their latest edition of the iWatch, designed for those who are both active and activists.

“We recognize that more and more of our customers want to track their workouts and social justice activities. That’s why we designed the new iWatch to recognize whether you’re walking for exercise or marching for social justice, whether you’re running on a treadmill or running from the police,” said an Apple spokesperson.

“We also understand that although our customers mean well and may want to support many social justice activities, some days they can get, well…a little distracted.”

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The Droll Skeptic
The Haven

Humor/Satire from a Midwestern skeptical point of view.