New Clue Mansion Gameboard Redesign
Based entirely on my crappy one-bedroom apartment
Hasbro Inc. is proud to announce the new 2020 Clue Gameboard completely redesigned based on my apartment, which probably costs about as much as the original mansion from the classic Clue game.
Yep, rents are sky high in my city — Los Angeles. City of Angels. City of Dreams. But I think you’re going to have a great time playing the new Clue, which is chock full of sights that I know so well. Let me show you around.
THE HALL
In the new Clue, you’ll see this guy — the shirtless junkie who is often passed out in the hallway in front of my apartment. I’ll call him Mr. Boddy, because as in the original game, this guy may or may not be dead:
THE LIBRARY
Well, I get most of my reading done here. So it doubles as a bathroom. That’s not me on the john, though, that’s Colonel Mustard, and of course he’s wearing the mask to protect himself from…achem…mustard gas.
