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New Folgers Fancy Coffee Bars — Coming Soon to Your Crappy Neighborhood

Finally a Coffee Shop For People Who Are Just Not That Trendy!

Maybe you are one of those cool people who orders a double frappe half cafe triple creme whatever the fuck.

We don’t speak that language here at Folgers Fancy.

You’re not our avatar.



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