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New from Apple — The iPhone XXL 75378538678356832 Ultra-Slim Extra

It comes in green for only $20000000000 extra…

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

No! It’s a new iPhone that’s coming to take your soul.

Ever since our phones that are named after fruit came out, we here at Apple have been raking in the dolla dolla.

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