May 25, 2022
2 min read
New from Apple — The iPhone XXL 75378538678356832 Ultra-Slim Extra
It comes in green for only $20000000000 extra…
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No! It’s a new iPhone that’s coming to take your soul.
Ever since our phones that are named after fruit came out, we here at Apple have been raking in the dolla dolla.
