Call Waiting, Unreachable, Switched Off
New Functionality To Fit In Mobile Phones
You can’t stand undercover anymore
Affectionately Cellular Services,
Let’s not sport hide and seek over the communication. We have elevated to the standard of the magical world where everything pops in seconds at your disposal.
Whether it preservative added ready to manipulate & hog packets.
Unlimited entertainment channels, TV, radio, or websites; we still hear humans complaining of boredom. It will need time for our race to understand its defect in you than the environment.
Furthermore, the voice-over function where instead of tele-typing on the device, we slave the gadgets on performing for us. Meanwhile, that is another tug of war; they don’t read your stupid accent, your hi-fi words & your unmatchable verbal speed.
We want a striptease approach to the whole thing.
Call Waiting
Don’t allow an alternative for anybody. Would you like to enable your Call Waiting facility? Secure it forced.
The message is no fun “Your call is on waiting. The person is busy on the other line.”
How dare he creates me second in the queue.
Let it prompt. Will you cherish broadcasting a message to both parties in a conversation or to the caller who has kicked you second or the offender to whom you initially honestly wanted to talk?
1. Broadcast Message — Can you quickly close out your love story? I’m waiting in the queue if you intend to sustain a relationship.
2. The scoundrel who ventured to deposit you waiting — How well do you know him? In long conversations, he gets psyched up & forgets everything: the shorter, the sweeter for him. Kindly disconnect & consume your energy.
3. Offender — You bloody critter, I’m on call waiting. How dare you disregard me. You hold me back for more than three seconds, and you go to hell.
We would love to have this feature on full volume without any adjustment, not wagered in the background, only in the foreground.
Unreachable
How can a phone be unreachable? Your disgusting services propose all your exaggerated claims which survive nullified.
Even if a person in a graveyard mistakenly moved with a phone, no one other than us can seize the signals. You go to Antarctica and leave a phone with a polar bear you fall in love with can nevertheless yet have an affair. If an Eagle has brought your phone thinking as a dead mouse reaches God’s paradise, he is approachable too.
Pull in your services worth the above. You can build your ad on the gratuitous gratuity given by me.
Switched off
The phone switched off is rather a cold-blooded murder.
The cause which goes back is the loser was lazy not to charge the phone in time. Trying to bypass people — brown him in a frypan. The loser’s sole trail spirit is to have fun for himself where other people advance exploding energy contacting — Busy jerking off, open jaw, watching porn websites or having sex with anonymous.
The loser cannot be allowed to walk the streets; they need to conclude punished. It is in your skill we can function on this calamity.
We desire you to have an SOS message facility that goes into the text & a loudspeaker mode.
Loser, why is your phone switched off? Whatever is the reason, make sure it’s switched within the next 3 minutes, or the police has been already suspicious of your activity. Slowly let the police siren takeover in the background before going numb.
If you weigh these features sternly, you will be performing welfare work for the citizens, which is undoubtedly a good deed in the records. Hope to have evil souls turned into goodness in your cellular power.
