New Rules for Gilead-a-Bad, Announced
It has been determined by the high command, The Sons of Hiccup, that new rules honoring complete control of female bodies are to be enforced throughout the land.
The first new rule is that every woman, regardless of rank will be known as “OfTrump, Of Pence,” or “Of-No-importance.”
The elimination of abortions and birth control will be enforced by the death penalty. High…