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New Song Honors Chairman Xi

Just in time for China’s Valentine’s Day!

Illustration by the author.

Sung to the tune of Elvis Costello’s She.

Xi may pose an existential threat

And hold the bulk of US debt

And take great pleasure in propping up Huawei

Xi may flex his muscle out at sea

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Tom Billings

Tom Billings

Tom Billings writes and draws in Northville, Michigan.