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New US Lottery Game Will Use COVID-19 Numbers

The future is brighter than ever

Great news! The Trump administration is highjacking COVID-19 figures and relieving the CDC of this gruesome task. They were losers anyway because they were always a week behind with the data. America needs these figures in real-time.

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Robert W. Locke

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