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New Year’s Eve — The Orgasm Of The Year

Let’s all come together at midnight!

New Year’s Eve is the climax, the big finish, the end of the old year and it’s when the new year cums. So that’s why New Year’s Eve is the ORGASM of the calendar year.

The year doesn’t always orgasm — sometimes she fakes it, I’ll admit. Last year, for instance, that was a whole lotta nuthin. Let’s hope she can…

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