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NHL Rapresentitives: Playoff Rap Battle

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Going bar down on dropping bars. Photo by Karsten Winegeart on Unsplash

The NHL playoffs are winding down, and there’s really one question that’s left to ask at this point: what if rappers from the locations of each team in the league formed a rap battle playoffs to determine a champion? Well, folks, I’ve set up just the bracket for you!

Western Conference

Central Division

If a Session cost a Buck… Jerseys developed on Cool Hockey

The first matchup is between Bobby Sessions and Young Buck.

But is he all too common to Metro? Jerseys developed on Cool Hockey

And the next is between Common and Metro Boomin.

Pacific Division

Got any money on bbno$? Jerseys developed on Cool Hockey

But in the Pacific Division, we have bbno$ taking on Cartel Madras.

Thug Shells sells shells by the seashore. Jerseys developed on Cool Hockey

As well as Thug Shells rap battling against Macklemore.

Eastern Conference

Atlantic Division

This looks like a job for him, so everybody just follow him. Jerseys developed on Cool Hockey

Over to the Eastern Conference now, we have the one and only Slim Shady taking on Mr. Meta himself, Flo Rida from Florida.

Last time I checked he’s still hot, real hot. Jerseys developed on Cool Hockey

And then we have Connor Price spitting bars in battle with Night Lovell.

Metropolitan Division

I think LL said knock him out! Jerseys developed on Cool Hockey

But that’s not all, folks! LL Cool J is punching in his weight class against Black Thought.

Can Mabu make the opps run? Jerseys developed on Cool Hockey

And Lil Mabu is taking on Lauryn Hill!

These poetic playoff players are in the thick of it now. What’s it going to take for any of them to emerge victorious? It’s anyone’s game, and that’s the rap game for you. Who do you think will win?