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John K Adams

Jan 13, 2021

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No More Fake News — Inauguration Edition

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Orange Monster Shot Down from Atop Washington Monument

It turns out the orange monster reportedly clinging to the top of the Washington Monument was actually a large balloon placed to entertain the hundreds of inauguration attendees. Bi-planes being deemed unsafe, drones were employed to destroy the iconic figure. Biden said, “It wasn’t the drones that got…