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No, I Don’t Want a Miracle Ear

I would rather have a Victoria’s Secret catalog or a check

The other day, I was checking the mail when I noticed a letter that said, “Contains Important Information.”

I ripped it open hoping to find a check. I don’t know why I should expect a check. My social security payment is deposited directly into my bank account, and I haven’t sold any…



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Bebe Nicholson

Writer, editor, publisher, journalist, author, columnist, believer in enjoying my journey and helping other people enjoy theirs.