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No Need to Fear, At Least Your Newborn is Here!

Now give us $500,000

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I know the last twelve hours have been painful and exhausting, but you did it! Your beautiful baby boy is safe and healthy. He’s so precious. Soak it in, this is as good as life gets.

Now that you’ve soaked it in, I should inform you that you owe us $500,000.




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