Nominate This: Facebook Challenges That No One Would Like

Chris Parent
The Haven
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3 min readOct 7, 2020

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I was nominated for the 10-day challenge “In-laws I Hate.” Every day I will post an image of an in-law I strongly dislike or a moment in our relationship when I feigned tolerance even though I secretly wish we were not even remotely related. I will post it without explanation and nominate somebody to take the challenge.

I was nominated for the 7-day challenge “Fast Food Joints in Depressing Towns I Drove Through.” Every day I will post an image of a fast food restaurant I found off a highway in a crappy town with a Methhead for a mayor. I will post it without explanation and nominate somebody to take the challenge.

I was nominated for the 10-day challenge “Faces of People I Want to Punch.” Every day I will post an image of somebody whose face I want to punch. I will post it without explanation and nominate somebody to take the challenge.

I was nominated for the 10-day challenge “Books I Never Finished.” Every day I will post an image of a book that I never finished but still raise in conversations with my literary friends to impress them. I will post it without explanation and nominate somebody to take the challenge.

I was nominated for the 5-day challenge “People from my Past I Stalk on Facebook.” Every day I will post an image of someone from my past who is not my Facebook friend but who I still stalk on Facebook. I will post it without explanation and nominate somebody to take the challenge.

I was nominated for the 10-day challenge “Album Covers of Bands I Would Never Admit I Like.” Every day I will post an image of a band or musician that I want to hate but secretly love. I will post it without explanation and nominate somebody to take the challenge.

I was nominated for the 7-day challenge “Co-workers Who I Secretly Want to Get Coronavirus.” Every day I will post an image of an annoying co-worker who I secretly want to get Coronavirus (the good kind — I am not horrible). I will post it without explanation and nominate somebody to take the challenge.

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Chris Parent
The Haven

American IP attorney and writer living in Switzerland. Points in Case. www.chrisparent.net. Viewpoints are my own.