Not Quite 12-Days of Christmas
Lost count after five.
On the first day of Christmas, my sweetheart gave to me, one glass of… real-ly… fine… wine.
On the second day of Christmas, my honey gave to me, two tumblers of bourbon, and a glass of real-ly… fine… wine.
On the third day of Christ-ta-mis, my cutie-pie gave me, three mugs of beer, two glasses of b-ba-bourbon, and some…