Ode to Judge Moore for Alabama Senate

Ye Grand Ol’ Pervy

There once was a D.A. named Moore
Set his sights on D.C.’s senate floor
He got booted from shops
for licking his chops
At the teens hanging out at the store

Judge Moore was a known pedophile
Young girls at the mall made him smile
Still his base kept their verve —
(Nothing’s worse than a perv
‘cept a man sitting left of the aisle)

Now if you see Roy on the ticket
And you want to stay out of the thicket
Think twice when you vote
cuz what’s under his coat
Is an underage girl-seeking spigot