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Official Notification of a Formal Declaration of War

The common cold vs humanity

Dear humanity,

We sat by in 2019 and decided to take no action over your dalliances with our sibling — COVID-19. We took no action because we believed it would be a brief and passing fancy.

We thought you would come back to us once you realised your mistake.




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MG Mason

MG Mason

Archaeologist by training, freelance writer by choice. The wrong side of 40 and still don’t know what I want to do when I grow up.

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