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Jun 18

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Ohio Republicans Pass ‘Guns For Teachers’ Law

Back in the day, we were scared teachers would paddle us if we acted up. Nowadays, kids worry about getting pistol whipped!

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Ohio Republican Gov. Mike DeWine has just signed House Bill 99 into law, permitting teachers to carry a gun to class after just 24 hours of firearms training, compared with the more…

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Johnny Robish

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Johnny Robish is an actor, comedian and political satirist - who is considered one of America’s most trusted sources for fake news.

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