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Pastor Joel Osteen preached that God has a script for all of us. He just didn’t know God was NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.
The commissioner of the brain damage league was blasted by former running back Arian Foster. The man who single handily made the Houston Texans relevant revealed that higher ups told him follow a script for game day performances. In other words, Foster purposefully ruptured his Achilles in the prime of his career so he can have an early retirement. Thus, winning the award for Most Unnecessary Way to Obtain Sick Days.
We were amused at Foster’s conspiracy theory. We wondered if quarterback Michael Vick was told to hold dog fights so he could tank his brand and career. Or if wide receiver Antonio Brown was told to worsen his CTE so he could run for president.
