Ok, Murphy — It’s Time to Retire Already
Don’t worry, your law will live on in me
Nov 1 · 5 min read

Hey there, Mr. Murphy. Um, hi! Ok, so here goes…my name is Rachel. You don’t know me, but I’ve heard about you. And as it turns out, we have a lot in common. I think we could be really good friends, if not for the huge age gap. Not that I’m a stalker, but I’ve Googled your name, just to read a little more about you. And I’ve…


