Ok, Murphy — It’s Time to Retire Already

Don’t worry, your law will live on in me

Rachel Buchanan
Nov 1 · 5 min read
Photo credit: 2102033 via Pixabay

Hey there, Mr. Murphy. Um, hi! Ok, so here goes…my name is Rachel. You don’t know me, but I’ve heard about you. And as it turns out, we have a lot in common. I think we could be really good friends, if not for the huge age gap. Not that I’m a stalker, but I’ve Googled your name, just to read a little more about you. And I’ve…

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Mommin' a Toddler & Teens • Wifin' a Younger Man • Staying Sane Enough to Write it All Down • Parenting+Relationships+Real Life • You Can't Make This Stuff Up

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