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Our Barn Themed Home Is Not a Health Hazard

The relatives hated the ocean decor too

Photo by Ryland Dean on Unsplash

I know there is a “secret” family text group discussing our commitment to authentic barn interiors, and its supposed health code violations. I don’t appreciate it.

What I do appreciate is hand-hewn siding doors between rooms. I appreciate a bespoke rooster weathervane atop our roof. I appreciate…

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Stacey Curran

Stacey Curran

Teacher, runner, former journalist; few N.E. Press Assoc. Awards, few Boston Globe essays, few anthologies, few comedy sites, few poems, so many grocery lists.

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