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‘Mouth-to-mouth: The practice, only to be used as a last resort, of trying to blow water through the tiny apertures in the dishwasher blade, so as to remove a stubborn bit of eggshell or congealed rice.’

dan brotzel
The Haven
Published in
6 min readApr 22, 2024

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dan brotzel
The Haven

Funny-sad author of The Wolf in the Woods (Bloodhound); order at geni.us/wolfinthewoods | Hotel du Jack | Slackjaw, Pithead Chapel, X-Ray, The Fence | Pushcart