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Out of My Element

No Kmart shoppers here!

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For a reason I’m about to relate, I have several t-shirts I’ve never worn. They were bought for me by an old girlfriend whose tastes didn’t mirror mine and have thus been sitting in my closet for a couple of years. Last week while I was rummaging through my clothing to see what I might give away at the local church, I happened upon these shirts — many of which still had their tags on them.




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