Out of Options: Local Man Must Clean Bedroom to Find Wallet

After a self-deprecating and increasingly maddening search for his wallet around the 760 square foot apartment — including the space between his bed and nightstand, next to the toilet, and in the fridge — local man, James D’Angelo, begrudgingly decided there was no other option: it must be underneath the neglected belongings on his bedroom floor.

“It has to be there,” sighed D’Angelo heavily. “I had it last night when I came home,” adding that he had hoped to find the wallet elsewhere to avoid cleaning his bedroom.

“Ugh. Here we go.”

At press time, D’Angelo had sat down on his unfinished bed to check Instagram.