Pique for Cats

Prepare for vexation

Sarah Totton
Dec 16, 2020 · 3 min read
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Cats.

Cats?

Cats!

Have you been feeling relaxed lately?

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Maybe a little too relaxed?

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Well, knock it off.

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I didn’t mean literally.

Listen, you’re a cat.

If your owner wanted a relaxed pet, they’d have gotten a Basset Hound.

Or a worm.

Or one of these

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We can help.

We can turn you into a shot glass of pure fury.

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Yes, even you.

If you’re one conniption short of the zoomie?

We can connipt you.

If you’re not cheesed?

We can cheese you.

Whether we’re talking small cheese.

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Medium cheese:

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Or Mega-Cheese:

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“What do I have to do?” you ask.

It’s simple.

Choose from one of our three packages:

1) A Fit of Pique (aka “The Classic”)

2) Midi-Pique (for the fashionable cat)

3) Peak Pique (the Whac-A-Mole of Piques)

How does it work?

We have multiple strategies.

We may taunt you with a cheeky bird:

We may deploy “The Finger.”

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Or, right in front of you, we will cuddle another cat.

A cat who thinks he’s better than you:

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How cheesed do you feel now?

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Now that is a lot of cheese.

Very soon, your owner will be appreciating your verve.

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