Pique for Cats
Have you been feeling relaxed lately?
Maybe a little too relaxed?
Well, knock it off.
I didn’t mean literally.
Listen, you’re a cat.
If your owner wanted a relaxed pet, they’d have gotten a Basset Hound.
Or a worm.
Or one of these
We can help.
We can turn you into a shot glass of pure fury.
Yes, even you.
If you’re one conniption short of the zoomie?
We can connipt you.
If you’re not cheesed?
We can cheese you.
Whether we’re talking small cheese.
“What do I have to do?” you ask.
Choose from one of our three packages:
1) A Fit of Pique (aka “The Classic”)
2) Midi-Pique (for the fashionable cat)
3) Peak Pique (the Whac-A-Mole of Piques)
How does it work?
We have multiple strategies.
We may taunt you with a cheeky bird:
We may deploy “The Finger.”
Or, right in front of you, we will cuddle another cat.
A cat who thinks he’s better than you:
How cheesed do you feel now?
Now that is a lot of cheese.
Very soon, your owner will be appreciating your verve.