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OUTTA THE BOX “THINKING”

Plastic Surgery Procedures We’d All Love to See

Making your brain bigger and ‘more shapely’

Open mind, insert ??plastic?? * * * Photo by philippe spitalier on Unsplash

Sure, your perky fun bags fill out the sweater better.

Or, maybe you now look aristocratic in profile rather than like a sleep-deprived bald eagle coming off a week-long drunk.

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | subscribe & get an email whenever I perish | proudly wallowing in obscurity