Every story offers multiple interpretations, so long as yours is the right one
Pluggers are Suckers
Success stories for winner kids
BABY DONALD FARTBELLOW’S BIG BROTHER FRED wanted to yank his hair out by the roots. That three-year-old narcissist fascist was so full of shit a dozen diapers couldn’t hold it. Whatever the lesson he should learn, he learned the wrong one. Jesus’ injunction to do unto others as they would do unto you? Baby Donald took that to mean do it first and worst before they do it to you.
The story of the Good Samaritan? Baby Donald thought the lesson was never to do a good deed they don’t pay you for first. Ben Franklin’s advice that God helps those who help themselves? Baby Donald took it to mean spend their father’s money on bribes.
A few minutes before, Baby Donald suggested King Solomon should have disposed of the baby and kept both women for himself.* “Okay,” Fred suggested, “how about the story of Hans Brinker?”
The story of the Good Samaritan? Baby Donald thought the lesson was never to do a good deed they don’t pay you for first.
Baby Donald looked up from the floor where he was building a LEGO wall to separate pinto beans…
