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Political Pundit Predicts Collapse Of Civilization If Trump Wins

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Scott ChristensonšŸŒ“
The Haven

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Trump eating a hamburger, behind him an apocalyptic wasteland
ā€œThe World In 2027ā€ ā€” Leonardo.AI

Andrew Glitz, who predicted the winner of the 2004 South Dakota US Senate Election upset, made the warning of the likely consequences of a Trump win in November.

Civilization will be destroyed.

All of it.

A few of the details in Glitzā€™s 74-page white paper:

Collapse of The Rule Of Law

If reelected, Donald Trump is certain to use his Presidential powers to pardon himself, setting a dangerous precedent.

Imagine a country where business leaders and celebrities use high profile lawyers to silence opponents, and are protected by the nationā€™s legal system.[1]

Decline of Public Interest in Politics

Weā€™ve seen the Trump Show before ā€” in 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019 and 2020.

Public participation in voting and cable TV news is falling faster than you can say Netflix, YouTube, and Mr Beast.[2]

Trump returning to prime time may cause much of the country to tune out for good.

America devolve into chaos, one where people have hobbies instead of political views.

Conspiracy Fires Everywhere

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Thereā€™s hot lava under Old Faithfulā€” Wikimedia Commons

Right wing news outlets such as Fox, Newsmax, and The Epoch Times routinely predict:

  • A transgender zombie army is about to cross ā€˜The Southern Borderā€™[3]
  • ā€˜The CCPā€™ plots to steal our childrenā€™s souls with spy balloons and viral dancing Apps.[4]
  • A Yellowstone super-volcano eruption will devastate the continent, unless we pray to God for a few more decades of picturesque geyser eruptions.[5]

If enough people believe in these ideas, the psychic mass of their belief is sure to cause a few of them to be manifested.

Death By YMCA

The flamboyant singers of Trumps campaign song.

Goebbels said a lie repeated 100 times becomes the truth.

In 2016, Trump played a 1970s gay anthem a hundred times, and it became the March of the Valkyries of the MAGA movement.

White Americans trained to move robotically to this song since they were toddlers. Trump will use the YMCA to deploy new crowds of red hat Middle Americans to rampage any State Capitol that refuses to obey his orders, or put a gold statue of him in its lobby.[6]

Real Threat of AI (It's Not What You Think)

ā€œAI threatens the future of human civilization!ā€

journalists publish this headline daily to attract the few remaining doomscrolling clicks left in an already doom exhausted readership.

The real threat of AI is that it may discover new medical techniques to extend the human lifespan.

Trump is 78. Imagine if he lives to 178!

An Explosion Of Liberal Culture

Letā€™s face it, liberals are oppositional.

Thereā€™s nothing that motivates liberals more than having an enemy to point fingers at.

Most of the concepts viewed as ā€œwokeā€ burst into the publicā€™s consciousness during Trumpā€™s first presidency, amidst the outpouring of hatred.

  • He/she/them preferred pronouns became a thing when a big swinging dick misogynist ā€œhimā€ was in the Oval Office.
  • Black Lives Matter protests erupted during the residence of the whitest family in American history in the White House (Did Obama miss his chance to repaint the exterior?)

A Trump presidency will mean another 4 years of him insulting every new DEI idea in America. And nothing motivates Liberals (and people in general), more than someone calling their idea ā€œstupidā€.

Apocalypse in Robes

The Trump Supreme Court has left a disastrous trail of legal decisions in its wake.

Itā€™s only a short step from US states enforcing their own abortion policies, to government backed fertility campaigns like Nazi Germany (or present day Singapore)

All this damage was done by the current US Supreme Court with a super majority of 6 conservative justices.

Imagine what a super-majority of 7 conservative justices might do!

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Exterior of ā€œPutinā€™s Palaceā€, near the village of Praskoveevka in Krasnodar Krai, Russia ā€” Wikimedia Commons

Trump loves Russia, because Russians build fine palaces.

Trump will make peace with the barbarian horde of the east, not to save lives, but to be able to lunch at the Winter Palace in St Petersburg again.[6]

Piers Morgan recently stated a ceasefire in Ukraine would lead to a Russian invasion of the UK.

Apparently in their time off, Russian tanks will learn how to swim underwater.

And itā€™s just a short distance from London, to Washington DC, and beyond.

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Scott ChristensonšŸŒ“
The Haven
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Satire, Short Fiction, and Info Journalism. 'Medium's Fountain of Unsolicited Advice' - NYT. Milwaukee native, now a digital nomad living in Asia.