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Pope Calls Transgender Rights ‘Threat To Human Dignity,’ Ignoring Church’s Reign Of Pedophiliac Terror

‘I’m not talking about the dignified rape of children here!’ Francis barked, redefining ‘denial’

1 min readApr 8, 2024

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The leader of the Catholic Church looked a little constipated as he expounded on human dignity. (Image Credit: Ettore Ferrari/EPA, via Shutterstock)

Almost saying it with a straight face, Pope Francis today blasted gender-affirming surgery and transgender rights as “violations of human dignity.”

The leader of the Catholic Church failed to mention 2000 years of institutionalized rape and the sexual abuse of children by priests and other officials of his dignified house of God.

In his eye-popping statement, the protector of children wrote that personal self-determination, as gender surgery allows, “risks the age-old temptation to make oneself God, whereas when priests play God by wielding sexual violence over children, it’s okay because they have the authority to perform any rites they find enjoyable.”

After issuing his dignified statement of hypocrisy, the Pope returned to his quarters to have lunch with a flock of nine-year-olds.

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