Preparations to restore the Oval Office after Drumf lost his shit and shot up the room. (Bush Library)

President in Perfect Health

Frantic emergency visit to hospital is “routine check up”

Despite being rushed to Walter Reed Hospital in an ambulance strapped to a gurney and foaming at the mouth, Americans have been assured by the White House that Drumpf is in perfect health and the visit was no more than a “routine check up.” The official news came from White House Communications Director Stephanie…