Product Names You Could Use for a Snooty Rich Guy's Name in that Screenplay You're Writing with a Snooty Rich Guy in It

by R. D. Ronstad

Burlington Coats

Hoover Upright

Waring Blender

Converse Hightop

Kenmore Dryer

Jacquard Duvet

Gibson Goldtop

Chip Pentium

Salomon Duffle

Batavus Favoriet

Crosley Arlington

Emerson Bluetooth

Meade Glacier

Remington Shavers

Jergens Shea Butter

Pepper Snapple