Prospective Enslaved Workers Thrilled to Work on a New Saudi Project
The government of Saudi Arabia unveiled the plan to build a megastructure “The Line.” The idea and design of the structure quickly became a favorite topic of Tiktok influencers, who report the news with the annoyingly refined tone of voice and enthusiasm of Steve Irwin. The story was widely shared on all social media channels and excited everyone, including workers who are doomed to build The Line.
As stadiums for World Cup 2022 in Qatar are almost completed, enslaved workers were uncertain about their future. Would they get their passports back and be forcefully reunited with their families after all these years? Or would they be permitted to give their lives to build more entertainment venues?
“We didn’t know what to do with our possible freedom,” told us Damon Ebuly, a worker who survived death and hunger in the name of the sporting event that brings the world together. “But this [The Line] changes everything. I want to make people happy and my wife and children understand that!”
As plans to build 109 miles long city is still in the works, human traffickers are working day and night to offer seamless bondage to people who didn’t get the chance to work on projects designed for the tournament arranged by FIFA, an organization which celebrates genocides, slavery, and dictatorships.
According to several sources, poor people around the globe are flocking to recruitment offices as they wish to be a part of history.
“This is the new wonder of the world, like the Pyramides or Hanging Gardens. Our civilization doesn’t accomplish great things anymore. There is this vocal minority who sets the agenda these days, but people just want to work,” said James Ghori, CHT (Chief Human Trafficker) of the planet. “There will be no worries, no cancel culture, no political correctness, just good old greatness.”
“And!” He added with excitement. “No pronouns! Everyone will be ‘it,’ no muss, no fuss!”
The work-life balance philosophy, imposed by the woke mob won’t be a problem either. Workers will zealously give their meaningless lives for an inspiring project that will make a journalist-killing regime, which hunts down immigrant women all over the world, look better on Tiktock and Instagram.
