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Psst: God Isn’t on Facebook

But thanks for typing out that prayer???

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Like many people of various faiths, I believe God is everywhere. In nature, in the love of family, in the kindness of strangers. I have often sensed deity walking in a park or driving in rush hour traffic.

My Christian upbringing informed me that we can talk to God anywhere. Prayer —…

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Tina L. Smith

Writer, humorist, animal lover, lifelong language geek (er, I proofread for fun). I write on diverse topics that catch my fancy. Everything but haiku(tm). [she]

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