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Putin to Resupply Ammo-Starved Russian Army With Secret Weapon: Pumpkins

Kremlin’s Operation Agent Orange is already underway

This secret photo shows fresh supplies of Russian ammo. (Photo by Priscilla Du Preez on Unsplash)

The plan to replenish the Russian army’s severely depleted stores of ammunition with pumpkins is outlined in a top-secret US intelligence report.

“At this time of year pumpkins are plentiful and cheap. And they will become even cheaper after the Thanksgiving…

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