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Putin’s Bird

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“Welcome back to Today’s World News. Russian President Vladamir Putin gifted a gyrfalcon to King Salman of Saudi Arabia today. The rare bird, named Newton, let out a call as it defecated during the presentation. The feathered creature got more excited when Putin gave it a piece of bread he pilfered from a nearby pumpernickel stand.”




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