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Queasy Rider: How to Survive Riding a Motorcycle by Going Very, Very Slow

Get your motor idling!

Clif Haley
The Haven
Published in
3 min readFeb 8, 2023

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Source: the right hand holding my phone.

For some unknown reason, despite thoroughly cleaning out my ears daily, every morning my right ear appears to have been used as Madame Tussaud’s scrap bucket overnight. There’s a fresh new batch of wax in my right ear large enough to open up one of those…

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Clif Haley
The Haven

Sometimes Clif eats pizza with a fork, but usually not. He has somehow managed to get published in MuddyUm, The Haven, & Doctor Funny.