Quiz: What the Hell is This?

1. What the hell is this?

a. A line of actors en route to audition for National Lampoon’s Goodfellas 2

b. A group of people threatening a family with small children on holiday because they think the family is Muslim

c. Current and former members of the Trump administration

2. What has Omarosa been up to lately?

a. Throwing a baby shower for a former Apprentice star at the White House

b. Signing her name “the Honorable Omarosa Manigault”

c. Getting told off by Al Sharpton at the National Action Network conference

d. All of the above

3. Who is Seb Gorka?

a. A deputy assistant to Donald Trump

b. A paid consultant who was fired by the FBI for his anti-Muslim diatribe

c. A proud wearer of the the Vitezi Rend medal. Vitezi Rend believed in racial superiority and allied with Nazi Germany.

d. All of the above

4. What did Anthony Scaramucci do in his ten day tenure as White House Communications Director?

a. Called The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza to say that Steve Bannon tries to suck his own cock

b. Declared he would like to ““F*cking Kill All the Leakers”

c. Missed the birth of his son and texted “Congratulations, I’ll pray for our child” to his estranged wife.

d. All of the above

4. Which job has not worked out for Corey Lewandowski?

a. Donald Trump’s campaign manager

b. CNN contributor

c. Avenue Strategies lobbyist and consultant

d. All of the above

5. How did a serial domestic abuser like Rob Porter get a job as a White House Aide?

a. Trump is a pussy-grabbing misogynist

b. The qualifications for working in the Trump Administration are being white and offensive and Porter met both with flying colors!

c. Trump rejected a previous candidate who had only beaten one of his ex-wives

6. Why is this photo so funny?

a. Even a year ago, no one could have imagined that this level of trash would ever be in such close proximity to the highest elected office of the United Stated of America

b. Trump promised he would hire “the best people” but instead has hired “the most incompetent people who would also be most likely to mortify relatives at a wedding”

c. If we don’t laugh, we would weep

d. All of the above

*This article was edited in February 2018