Rats Eat Marijuana And Get High
Rats Eat Marijuana From A New Orleans Police Evidence Room
Ah, the tale of the stoner rats in the Big Easy! In a plot twist worthy of a buddy cop movie, it turns out that some four-legged furry bandits managed to break into the evidence room of a police headquarters in New Orleans and feasted on confiscated marijuana. Yep, you read that right — rats are getting lit like it’s Mardi Gras!
The Police Superintendent spilled the beans to the city council with a mix of disbelief. “The rats eating our marijuana, they’re all high,” she declared, probably still trying to wrap her head around the situation. And if that’s not enough, she dropped the bomb that the state of the building could give a horror movie set a run for its money. Rat droppings decorating officers’ desks? Check. Cockroaches making themselves at home? Double check. It’s a real-life ratatouille of chaos and decay.
Amidst the haze of pot-pilfering rodents and infrastructure, there should be praise for the office cleaning staff, who she believes deserve a medal for their valiant efforts to battle the uncleanable. While the situation might seem like a scene straight out of a slapstick comedy, it’s no laughing matter. With a proposal to spend a cool $7.6 million on a temporary high-rise hideout, the rats might have to find a new snack spot.
So, here’s to the rats that got high in New Orleans — may they find munchies aplenty and a rat-friendly place to call home!
