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Patrick Metzger

Apr 26, 2021

2 min read

SCOOBY SATIRE

Re: Your “Scam at the Old Opera House” story of April 15, 2021

I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those damn kids

Photo by Pixabay from Pexels

From: Buckingham Willoughby, Realtor, ALC, CCIM

To: letters@chathamtelegramchronicle.com

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