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Re: Your “Scam at the Old Opera House” story of April 15, 2021

I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those damn kids

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From: Buckingham Willoughby, Realtor, ALC, CCIM





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Patrick Metzger

Patrick Metzger

Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. *See “Lists” for stories by genre.*

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