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Reaching 1,000 Followers Is My Least Satisfying Accomplishment Ever

And I’ve had some pathetic accomplishments

Didn’t quite live up to expectations. (image credit: Thibault Trillet)

Sure, I used to check my follower count like an enthusiastic pot smoker checks the bottom of a Doritos bag for one more, please one more, cheesy triangle.

That was during the first year of my Medium writing “career,” when I was cranking out short “humor”…

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