Reality TV Shows that Would be Worth Watching (at Least for 10 Minutes)
The Real Floyd the Barber
Contestants must survive twenty-two weeks of eight-hour days cooped up in a barber shop with the most slow-paced, monotone barber in America.
American Idle
The search for the laziest person in America becomes a literal search when viable candidates consistently fail to show up for shooting.
Everybody's Guilty
Broadcast from The Jersey Lilly Saloon/Courthouse in Langtry, Texas, television's first hanging judge sentences even the most minor of offenders to a date with the noose. (Hangings strictly cgi)
Animal Planet's Kangaroo Court
Past episodes of Judge Judy re-enacted by kangaroos (animated).
Veal or No Veal
Contestants vie for boatloads of cutlets.
The Gladys Kravitzes
Follows the exploits of a group of snoopy suburban housewives and stay at home husbands who investigate reports of "funny business" in their neighborhoods.
Lancing with the Stars
Celebrity jousting
Last Tuba Player Standing
Kind of like Last Comic Standing except with tubas and a non-figurative use of standing
Lego Noobs
Fun with failure
Kids in Cars Getting Coke*
You thought kids said the darndest things before...
The Gamey Show
In a combination of Major League Eating events and TV's The Fear Factor, a competitive eating contest in which contestants consume a variety of foods that are a just bit "off. " Throwing up results in immediate elimination.
*Not that coke. What's wrong with you!?
