Reasons to Go Back to the Moon

Get on it, NASA!

James Klein
The Haven
Published in
1 min readApr 11

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Photo by History in HD on Unsplash

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James Klein
The Haven

Writes humor and awkward bios. Top Writer in Satire 2022. Top Writer in Humor 2023. McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, and others. jameskleinhumor.com.