Reasons to Go Back to the Moon

Get on it, NASA!

James Klein
The Haven

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Photo by History in HD on Unsplash

Fewer people for self-driving cars to run over.

Ruining second planet shows Earth it’s nothing personal.

Living on moon legit excuse for missing friend’s improv show.

Jeff Bezos’ bio-dome gets free Amazon Prime.

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James Klein
The Haven

My dog thinks I’m cool. Humor in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, Greener Pastures, and others. All of it at jameskleinhumor.com.