Red Dead Redemption 2 Has Some “Real” Balls!
They’re not “horsing around” at Rockstar
Stop the press! We’ve done it!! A new level of hyper-realism in videogame graphics has finally arrived!!!
Those pioneers of innovation over at game company, Rockstar Games, have announced that Red Dead Redemption 2, a game set in the Wild West, will feature horses who are so real they can actually poop on screen!!!
Because we’ve all been asking… I mean… DEMANDING for that level of realism ever since the first one came out… eww!
If that sounds like horsesh*t to you, that’s because it is!
Anyone who’s ever been around horses for a long time knows that that’s all they do all day! Take a few steps, poop… repeat. Now everyone at home can enjoy the experience too! Yes… sh*t is about to get real!
Hold your horses!!! Not only will horses be able to take dumps for our optical pleasure. The developers have promised a game that is so realistic… the testicles on these horses will shrink when cold!!!
That’s a ballsy choice if I do say so myself.
What do you guys think? Do we need this level of attention to detail in gaming? Yay or neigh?
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