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Red States Launch “Own the Libs” Bidding War

Stakes have already reached death penalty for abortion

Three red state governors in Pinhead costumes
The governors of the three front-running states captured during a red state cabal meeting. (Robin Cooper, Gage Skidmore)

Determined to steer the purpose of legislation away from bills that help people’s lives to bills that make life as difficult as possible for anyone who isn’t white, red states have launched a new competition to see which one can be toughest on liberal crime. “And we don’t mean crimes committed by…

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